[Split Infinity]

Is she as delicious as her name implies?

[Drizzy Drake]

Poop.

[Eugine]

Split Infinity, on Jul 4 2008, 09:58 AM, said:

Is she as delicious as her name implies?

Not really. Not really into her.

[Drizzy Drake]

watch, on Jul 4 2008, 07:11 AM, said:

:( Yea I know, Parkway Drive are only good for a few moods.

AOF are good though, you might like them
Alexisonfire
Skip to about 1:20 or else you might hate it.

AOF fail miserably. Atreyu>>>Any other screamo band.

[Blue]

Feed me Seymour!

[Eugine]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Luj6BZ13hZo

^ Food.

[Toasty]

Crap! I missed page 1080! There were so many obviously funny jokes to be had!

And I'm hungry. Need breakfast.

Oh yeah,

HO SHI- I WOKE UP AT 9:00 AM?!?!

[TheEnglishman]

I'm going to see the British Grand Prix on Sunday. Woo!

[inthenameofDT]

Blue, on Jul 4 2008, 12:54 PM, said:

Feed me Seymour!

little shop of horrors

Toasty, on Jul 4 2008, 01:14 PM, said:

Crap! I missed page 1080! There were so many obviously funny jokes to be had!

And I'm hungry. Need breakfast.

Oh yeah,

HO SHI- I WOKE UP AT 9:00 AM?!?!

im on page 649. didn't like that 14 post per page thing or whatever the default is.

[kate]

but then you're going to miss all the really good events in TRT, such as page 1337, page 2000...ok yeah that's pretty much it.

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER

[Saturos S.]

*makes a holy sign with fingers*

[Toasty]

*shuns*

Anyway, I think I'm probably the only person in town that's going to be glad it rains today.

At least, I'm pretty sure it will. Gray clouds and the lot.

[Nyktos]

inthenameofDT, on Jul 4 2008, 01:20 PM, said:

im on page 649. didn't like that 14 post per page thing or whatever the default is.

Default is 15 per page.

[kate]

SHHHHHHUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuN


Oh and skippy come over here and tell me any screamo band is better than AOF so I can kick your *** promptly and then school you in the ways of music.

[Drizzy Drake]

I have to go see probation today. :(. It's so boring.

EDIT-Atreyu is the best screamo band ever, nuff said. AOF such major ass.

Compare this...

http://video.google.ca/videosearch?hl=en&a...wv&start=20

To this...

http://video.google.ca/videosearch?hl=en&a...amp;sitesearch=


The first is obviously better, and Atreyu obviously has more talent.

[Saturos S.]

Yeah....no

I've got a big bag of crabs here.

[Drizzy Drake]

..did they come from your crotch?

[Saturos S.]

Nope, but I'm going to put them in my mouth.

[Toasty]

Screamo can suck fat penis for all I care.

NORWEAGEAN CHRISTIAN HEAVY METAL FTW!!

[Saturos S.]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

[Toasty]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!



Oh yeah, there's a bat in the umbrella thing for our paito table. He must've crawled up there last night.

[Blue]

Snake, Snake?!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[Toasty]

MOTHER ****ING SNAKES ON A
MOTHER ****ING PLANE!!

[Blue]

Lost in a Sea of Faces.
Thats gotta suck. o.o

[Toasty]

Zomgit'swindyoverhere.

[Blue]

Pimp smack your wind *****!

[Laharl]

i've just made one of the most difficult decisions in my life

do i

pay £5 for 8 500ml cans of Magners

or

pay £6 for 4 500ml cans of Magners

in the same store. tough times.

[Caael]

I think you should pay £6. Obviously the £6 ones are better quality.

[Laharl]

its the same product :/

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Jul 4 2008, 01:47 PM, said:

Screamo can suck fat penis for all I care.

NORWEAGEAN CHRISTIAN HEAVY METAL FTW!!

Screamo>>>>you.

And pfft, we don't need Norway for good christian metal. As I Lay Dying FTW!

Caael, on Jul 4 2008, 03:04 PM, said:

I think you should pay £6. Obviously the £6 ones are better quality.

You are fucking retarded, you do know that right?

[Laharl]

Christian Metal is such an oxymoron.

Doesnt help they're all **** too

[Drizzy Drake]

It really is an oxymoron. And AILD ain't shit.

[Laharl]

they are now, they sold out

[Drizzy Drake]

Every band sells out sooner or later. Fucking Atreyu sold out with their latest album.

[TheEnglishman]

I need a shave. I'm getting bushy stubble.

[Drizzy Drake]

Well then shave.

[TheEnglishman]

An excellent suggestion. I shall reward you with the finest toffees that a sixpence could buy.

[Drizzy Drake]

I like toffee.

[Nosferatu]

Well that's awesome. The Microsoft E3 confrence is on my birthday.

[Caael]

Laharl, on Jul 4 2008, 08:17 PM, said:

its the same product :/

I know, it was sarcasm.

[Saturos S.]

Dun dun dun...

SHOCKING NEWS!

PRINGLES IS NOT A POTATO PRODUCT!

The British high court has determined that Pringles isn't a potato product because it's only 42% potato. This will probably mean more profit due to less taxes, the potato product taxes don't have to be paid anymore.

[Drizzy Drake]

I am rolling a 2 gram jonit as we speak. :(.

[Legolastom]

No, Bad Wolf, dont do that!

[Split Infinity]

Caael, on Jul 5 2008, 06:39 AM, said:

I know, it was sarcasm.

At least I got it. :(

[Eugine]

I hate being addicted to a song. Especially http://www.youtube.c...h?v=-NkPIEIvgC4 this :(

IT FELT SO WRONG, IT FELT SO RIGHT. DONT MEAN IM IN LOVE TONIGHT! I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKD IT! I LIKED IT!

[TheEnglishman]

There's only a few people on the board who'll understand your references Legolastom, and only one other who's nerdy enough to appreciate them.

[Split Infinity]

Let me guess...DOQT0R WHUZZORZ?!

[Eugine]

Split Infinity, on Jul 4 2008, 05:39 PM, said:

Let me guess...DOQT0R WHUZZORZ?!

I kissed Jack just to try it. I hope by girlfriend don't mind it.

[Split Infinity]

Ew, leopard smooch.

[TheEnglishman]

Split Infinity, on Jul 4 2008, 10:39 PM, said:

Let me guess...DOQT0R WHUZZORZ?!

I'm afraid the only way you shall find out is to watch all 4 series's.

[Split Infinity]

My brother watches it so often that I practically have.

[TheEnglishman]

He is clearly a genius then.

[Eugine]

Split Infinity, on Jul 4 2008, 05:45 PM, said:

My brother watches it so often that I practically have.

So tell me darling, do you wish we'd fall in love?

[Split Infinity]

*exterminates Eugine*

[Eugine]

Split Infinity, on Jul 4 2008, 05:50 PM, said:

*exterminates Eugine*

What will it take to make or break this hint of love?

[Lightning Star]

The snack that smiles back GOLDFISH! :(

[Split Infinity]

The real ones or the biscuit variety?

[Caael]

Lol, the sex stories topic got deleted.

I wonder if Laharl got warned :unsure:

[Drizzy Drake]

It got deleted? What the fuck is that? I go and smoke a joint and watch Star Wars IV, and I come back and the topic is gone.

[Eugine]

Wow, YEAH. I got the song.

I think the song was ripped from the YouTube link, but a friend of mines had the song. YEAH!

[Drizzy Drake]

Right on.

[My Best Wishes]

Dipset, on Jul 5 2008, 12:27 AM, said:

AOF fail miserably. Atreyu>>>Any other screamo band.

kate, on Jul 5 2008, 03:32 AM, said:

SHHHHHHUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuN
Oh and skippy come over here and tell me any screamo band is better than AOF so I can kick your *** promptly and then school you in the ways of music.

Dip, Atreyu are an average band. You have to face it. I listen to them, as well as alot of other music. Aside from The Curse, they're nothing special.
AOF has talent.

[Blue]

Screamo? Jesus, if you want some real screaming, listen to Dir en grey.

[My Best Wishes]

You just made me listen to Japenese Rock. WTF.
I Killed The Prom Queen

[Eugine]

GOODBYE NOW. I LEAVE YOU WITH MY PAIN. SOMETIMES I CURSE YOUR NAME IN VAIN. SOOOO... PICK UP YOUR THINGS, PICK UP YOUR THINGS. SHE SAID CUZ UR NOT CAREFUL!!

... I dunno if those lyrics are right cuz its not on the net at all.

[Drizzy Drake]

watch, on Jul 4 2008, 09:01 PM, said:

Dip, Atreyu are an average band. You have to face it. I listen to them, as well as alot of other music. Aside from The Curse, they're nothing special.
AOF has talent.

The Curse and Suicide Notes & Butterfly Kisses>>>anything AOF has put out.

[Blue]

watch, on Jul 4 2008, 06:12 PM, said:

You just made me listen to Japenese Rock. WTF.
I Killed The Prom Queen

Yeah, in the world of music, theres no way that it should be considered "rock"
Their ****ing demented ****s too. Watch some of their videos.

[Eugine]

For anyone who hate rap, my hatred for music such as what watch posted is 1000x greater.

[Blue]

Eurobeat still kicks ***.

[Lightning Star]

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?





I MEAN. D: BRITNEY SPEARS IS BAADD.




but I like some of her music...=.=

[Blue]

I've lost all respect for you Icy.

[Split Infinity]

As long as you have an equal or greater love for Kylie Minogue. >.>

[Lightning Star]

I only like "Toxic" and "Everytime". That's it.

Her other songs make me want to hurl. >.o

[Blue]

I think you should be de modded now. :l

[Lightning Star]

...you just want my position, don't you?

WELL U CANT HAVE IT >[

[My Best Wishes]

Eugine, on Jul 5 2008, 12:26 PM, said:

For anyone who hate rap, my hatred for music such as what watch posted is 1000x greater.

You know I have good music, you've admitted it before.
Metal just has a tendency to piss people off, which is why I link to it / pump it in my car at fully sick gangsters :unsure:
For the right mood though Eugine, there's nothing better.


This is what I've been listening to for the last few days.
Staind
I can't seem to find any videos on Youtube that haven't been removed. Goto the site and goto the song 'Far Away' top right.

[Blue]

Actually Yes, yes I do Icy.
xD

[Split Infinity]

Falcon WARN!

[Blue]

*throws pokeball at Split*

[Split Infinity]

*bursts out*

Wait a few hours when I'm asleep. Or...paralyzed. :S

[Blue]

Maybe I should try weakening you.
*kicks nuts*

[Nosferatu]

It had no effect!

[Blue]

Nosferatu, on Jul 5 2008, 12:07 AM, said:

It had no effect!

Oh yeah, he had them bit off by a ravenous Asian hooker.
XD

[Toasty]

Dipset, on Jul 4 2008, 12:20 PM, said:

And pfft, we don't need Norway for good christian metal. As I Lay Dying FTW!

HOLY SHI- SKIDZ LISTENS TO CHRISTIAN MUSIC?!?!

WTF?!


[EDIT] Open up the command prompt in Windows and type in "If you're" with ANYTHING after it.

Just do it.

"If you're happy and you know it"

[Laharl]

Caael, on Jul 5 2008, 12:08 AM, said:

Lol, the sex stories topic got deleted.

I wonder if Laharl got warned :unsure:

no warn for me :b

i wanted to post a Fresh Prince Incest one as well XP

[Blue]

Thats just wrong.

[inthenameofDT]

tits im goin to bed

[Blue]

I updated my personal photo finally. Merry Christmas.

[Toasty]

Penisi

[TheEnglishman]

Laharl, on Jul 5 2008, 08:48 AM, said:

no warn for me :b

i wanted to post a Fresh Prince Incest one as well XP

I hope Carlton was in it.

[Toasty]

Carlton and Will.



....I mean...that's what ICY would want. Yeah.... <.<;

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/1025.jpg
Oh yeah.

[Toasty]

YES!


I mean...uh....sarcasm!

[Ironsight]

OH SHI-

[Eugine]

watch, on Jul 5 2008, 02:39 AM, said:

You know I have good music, you've admitted it before.
Metal just has a tendency to piss people off, which is why I link to it / pump it in my car at fully sick gangsters :unsure:
For the right mood though Eugine, there's nothing better.
This is what I've been listening to for the last few days.
Staind
I can't seem to find any videos on Youtube that haven't been removed. Goto the site and goto the song 'Far Away' top right.

I like Monsters by Something for Kate

[Toasty]

OH SHI-?

[Ironsight]

Is it a bad idea to use the same name on multiple forums?

[Eugine]

I'm in love with sickpedia o.o
I want to love 4chan also, but I just can't :unsure:

Edit: I don't DS.

[Caael]

Darksword, on Jul 5 2008, 11:42 AM, said:

Is it a bad idea to use the same name on multiple forums?

Why would it? I use Caael on pretty much everything, or if it's taken, a similar name (Caaell etc)

[Laharl]

Eugine, on Jul 5 2008, 11:42 AM, said:

I want to love 4chan also, but I just can't :unsure:

thats because you fail at life

[Legolastom]

Xenu save us!

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Jul 5 2008, 05:19 AM, said:

Carlton and Will.
....I mean...that's what ICY would want. Yeah.... <.<;

Post it here. Mods never check TRT.

[Laharl]

at the request of dippy

Fresh Incest
She said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air. My first day in Bel-Air was very awkward. I didn't know the Banks, and even though they were all family, they were total strangers. My aunt Vivian was very kind and welcoming. My uncle Phil was friendly as well, but at the same time very intimidating. My cousins Carlton and Hilary were nice enough, but our personalities definitely clashed. This, of course, led to many bizarre and crazy adventures. I was a fish out of water, basically. I grew up in the tough streets of Philedelphia. I didn't have very much money. To keep my head above water financially I would release rap albums and appear in films, Including Men In Black, Wild Wild West, and I, Robot. Now, I was thrown into a whole new world. The world of the upperclassman. The wealthy. The sophisticated. The whole ordeal was just crazy for me. It was hard at first, but the move to Bel-Air became worth it as soon as I got to know Ashley, another cousin I shared my new home with. Ashley was just your average teenage girl I guess, with typical teenage girl problems- boy troubles, insecurity, school, etc. I got along with her pretty well, better than Carlton or Hilary at least. We didn't fight or cause problems for one another so I found it very comforting to spend time around her. She even seemed to enjoy my in-your-face, quirky attitude at times, unlike the others who found it tedious and exhausting. I found myself growing very close to her. The first few years were a lot of fun. I really turned the Banks lives upside down. Just as I had found my life changed completely, so did they. I got up to a lot of mischief in Bel-Air. The Banks would often get involved in this, much to their dismay. I was definitely a handful for them, but I think deep down they enjoyed my stay in Bel-Air. I think they knew I meant well and no matter how much trouble I got in my intentions were always pure. As time passed I continued to get closer to Ashley. I would help her with her problems and she really appreciated that. It was innocent enough at first. She was just a good friend and I enjoyed her company. But things changed quickly. After enough time in Bel-Air, I fell in love with her. I felt guilty for feeling this way. She was my cousin! How could I be attracted to her? I knew it was wrong and I tried to ignore my feelings at first. I tried to convince myself I wasn't in love with her, but it was difficult. I began to try to distance myself from her before my feelings got any more intense. However, I could only keep lying to myself for so long. I tried to accept the fact that I could never be more than a cousin to her. We could never be "together," no matter how bad I wanted her. I was ok for a little while. I started to accept the fact that my love for Ashley could never become anything more than fantasy, but sharing a home with her made this extremely tough. I couldn't avoid her even if I wanted too. By then we were already good friends and she had learned she could confide in me with her problems and her thoughts, so she was always coming to me to talk. Ashley sure didn't make it easy for me.

One day, when I had the house all to myself, I walked past Ashley's room and saw that her door was left open. I peaked in and saw a pair of her panties on the floor. A purple thong. It made me horny just looking at it. "That's disgusting," I said to myself. "She's your cousin." I walked away from her door and tried to forget it. I began to walk downstairs when I stopped myself. I turned around and went back to her room. I walked in and spent about an hour sniffing Ashley's used panties. I got so horny as I sat on her bed, sampling her sweet vaginal odors. I licked the inside of every pair of panties I could find, desperate to get any taste of her sweet pussy that I could. Finally I was able to accept my feelings for Ashley. I was no longer disgusted with myself and I enjoyed every whiff of Ashley's pussy that I could get. Then, she walked in. I had lost track of time and I didn't realize school was over for the day. She walked in on me sniffing a blue thong I took out of her hamper. "Will!" she said. "What are you doing!?"
"Is anyone else here?" I asked.
"No," she said. "Will..." I shut her door and locked it. "What are you doing in my room, Will?" she asked, sort of panic stricken.
"I'm sorry, Ashley. It's time. Lay down."
"What? No!" she replied. I grabbed her and forced her onto her bed. She tried to scream but I covered her mouth with my hand. She was helpless. She fought with all her strength but I was too big for her. she kicked, scratched, and bit, but it just made me hornier. I tore her clothes off and admired her beautiful body. She continued to scream her desperate screams, none of them being heard by anyone but me and her. I tore my clothes off and imposed my will on her. I didn't think she was a virgin, but she had a pussy that was only tight enough to be a virgins. She cried out in pain as I ****ed her. It didn't take long. Only a few seconds and I was ready to cum all over her pretty face. I pulled out and shot my load right into her face. She cried in humiliation. The more she cried the hornier I got. In fact, I was already ready for round too. I flipped her over and smacked her beautiful *** a few times. She continued to cry, and it only got worse when I shoved my **** into her tight little virgin asshole. It was so ****ing tight I could barely fit it in her.
"PLEASE WILL! I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS! PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME. I'VE SEEN 'WILD WILD WEST' 3 TIMES! DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
"That's very flattering," I said, "but I'm not finished with you." I continued to rape her anally. It was the greatest moment of my life. Her *** was so god damn tight. Finally I came again, shooting a gigantic load of cum directly into her black ***. I pulled out and spread her asshole open and watched my cum drop out all over the bed. I scooped some of it up with my fingers and made her lick it off. She struggled but eventually gave in. I made her eat all the cum I could manage to scoop out of her asshole. Her cried were quiet now. I guess she lost her voice. She could only sob quietly as I forced her to eat my cum fresh out of her asshole.
"Please, no more!" she said weakly.
"I'm done with you for now. But I'll be back for you. I'm going to keep ****ing you for as long as I'm in Bel-Air. You are mine now, Ashley. Your pussy and your tight asshole belong to me. I hope you like eating cum because you're gonna be doing a lot of that." She looked up at me. A combination of cum and tears flowed down her face. Weakly and painfully, she looked me in the eye, wiped her tears away and said "You're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air"

XD

[TheEnglishman]

Where was Carlton?

[Drizzy Drake]

...I'm too high to read that now.

[Laharl]

having his way with Uncle Phil

@Skid: LAME D:

[Drizzy Drake]

I'll read later.

[Caael]

Lmao, did you get warned before?

[Laharl]

nope

i'm too awesome for warnings

[TheEnglishman]

I think it's your modesty.

[Ironsight]

Laharl, on Jul 5 2008, 07:15 AM, said:

at the request of dippy

Fresh Incest
She said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air. My first day in Bel-Air was very awkward. I didn't know the Banks, and even though they were all family, they were total strangers. My aunt Vivian was very kind and welcoming. My uncle Phil was friendly as well, but at the same time very intimidating. My cousins Carlton and Hilary were nice enough, but our personalities definitely clashed. This, of course, led to many bizarre and crazy adventures. I was a fish out of water, basically. I grew up in the tough streets of Philedelphia. I didn't have very much money. To keep my head above water financially I would release rap albums and appear in films, Including Men In Black, Wild Wild West, and I, Robot. Now, I was thrown into a whole new world. The world of the upperclassman. The wealthy. The sophisticated. The whole ordeal was just crazy for me. It was hard at first, but the move to Bel-Air became worth it as soon as I got to know Ashley, another cousin I shared my new home with. Ashley was just your average teenage girl I guess, with typical teenage girl problems- boy troubles, insecurity, school, etc. I got along with her pretty well, better than Carlton or Hilary at least. We didn't fight or cause problems for one another so I found it very comforting to spend time around her. She even seemed to enjoy my in-your-face, quirky attitude at times, unlike the others who found it tedious and exhausting. I found myself growing very close to her. The first few years were a lot of fun. I really turned the Banks lives upside down. Just as I had found my life changed completely, so did they. I got up to a lot of mischief in Bel-Air. The Banks would often get involved in this, much to their dismay. I was definitely a handful for them, but I think deep down they enjoyed my stay in Bel-Air. I think they knew I meant well and no matter how much trouble I got in my intentions were always pure. As time passed I continued to get closer to Ashley. I would help her with her problems and she really appreciated that. It was innocent enough at first. She was just a good friend and I enjoyed her company. But things changed quickly. After enough time in Bel-Air, I fell in love with her. I felt guilty for feeling this way. She was my cousin! How could I be attracted to her? I knew it was wrong and I tried to ignore my feelings at first. I tried to convince myself I wasn't in love with her, but it was difficult. I began to try to distance myself from her before my feelings got any more intense. However, I could only keep lying to myself for so long. I tried to accept the fact that I could never be more than a cousin to her. We could never be "together," no matter how bad I wanted her. I was ok for a little while. I started to accept the fact that my love for Ashley could never become anything more than fantasy, but sharing a home with her made this extremely tough. I couldn't avoid her even if I wanted too. By then we were already good friends and she had learned she could confide in me with her problems and her thoughts, so she was always coming to me to talk. Ashley sure didn't make it easy for me.

One day, when I had the house all to myself, I walked past Ashley's room and saw that her door was left open. I peaked in and saw a pair of her panties on the floor. A purple thong. It made me horny just looking at it. "That's disgusting," I said to myself. "She's your cousin." I walked away from her door and tried to forget it. I began to walk downstairs when I stopped myself. I turned around and went back to her room. I walked in and spent about an hour sniffing Ashley's used panties. I got so horny as I sat on her bed, sampling her sweet vaginal odors. I licked the inside of every pair of panties I could find, desperate to get any taste of her sweet pussy that I could. Finally I was able to accept my feelings for Ashley. I was no longer disgusted with myself and I enjoyed every whiff of Ashley's pussy that I could get. Then, she walked in. I had lost track of time and I didn't realize school was over for the day. She walked in on me sniffing a blue thong I took out of her hamper. "Will!" she said. "What are you doing!?"
"Is anyone else here?" I asked.
"No," she said. "Will..." I shut her door and locked it. "What are you doing in my room, Will?" she asked, sort of panic stricken.
"I'm sorry, Ashley. It's time. Lay down."
"What? No!" she replied. I grabbed her and forced her onto her bed. She tried to scream but I covered her mouth with my hand. She was helpless. She fought with all her strength but I was too big for her. she kicked, scratched, and bit, but it just made me hornier. I tore her clothes off and admired her beautiful body. She continued to scream her desperate screams, none of them being heard by anyone but me and her. I tore my clothes off and imposed my will on her. I didn't think she was a virgin, but she had a pussy that was only tight enough to be a virgins. She cried out in pain as I ****ed her. It didn't take long. Only a few seconds and I was ready to cum all over her pretty face. I pulled out and shot my load right into her face. She cried in humiliation. The more she cried the hornier I got. In fact, I was already ready for round too. I flipped her over and smacked her beautiful *** a few times. She continued to cry, and it only got worse when I shoved my **** into her tight little virgin asshole. It was so ****ing tight I could barely fit it in her.
"PLEASE WILL! I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS! PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME. I'VE SEEN 'WILD WILD WEST' 3 TIMES! DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
"That's very flattering," I said, "but I'm not finished with you." I continued to rape her anally. It was the greatest moment of my life. Her *** was so god damn tight. Finally I came again, shooting a gigantic load of cum directly into her black ***. I pulled out and spread her asshole open and watched my cum drop out all over the bed. I scooped some of it up with my fingers and made her lick it off. She struggled but eventually gave in. I made her eat all the cum I could manage to scoop out of her asshole. Her cried were quiet now. I guess she lost her voice. She could only sob quietly as I forced her to eat my cum fresh out of her asshole.
"Please, no more!" she said weakly.
"I'm done with you for now. But I'll be back for you. I'm going to keep ****ing you for as long as I'm in Bel-Air. You are mine now, Ashley. Your pussy and your tight asshole belong to me. I hope you like eating cum because you're gonna be doing a lot of that." She looked up at me. A combination of cum and tears flowed down her face. Weakly and painfully, she looked me in the eye, wiped her tears away and said "You're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air"

XD

wat

[Drizzy Drake]

Just read it. That's funny.

[inthenameofDT]

Darksword, on Jul 5 2008, 06:42 AM, said:

Is it a bad idea to use the same name on multiple forums?

i do it too.

[Blue]

>=D

[Eugine]

The ballz are inert?


... That's the saying right?

[Drizzy Drake]

May the shwartz be with you.

[Nosferatu]

Spaceballs is ****ing awesome.

[Blue]

Damn straight.

[Nyktos]

Darksword, on Jul 5 2008, 06:42 AM, said:

Is it a bad idea to use the same name on multiple forums?

I don't see why it would be. It means if someone else is on more than one forum with you, they'll recognize you.

Slightly related: I found a guy on this one forum that had "Aqua" in his username and his avatar was one of the same ones that Aqua used to use here. But he was 15 and from California. :unsure:

[Someone Else]

Protest against censorship!

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...st&p=424883

[Eugine]

lmao WD >>

[kate]

Heck yeah! I love protests! I don't even care what they're for!

[Split Infinity]

I protest the blatant display of animal cruelty demonstrated by Kate's avatar.

[Blue]

I protest that Split has more posts than me. >.>

[Ironsight]

I don't like protesting.

[Split Infinity]

Will that stop you from protesting...THIS?!

1 pie.

[Toasty]

EFF NO!!

We are NOT going there again! Not after what happened LAST time......*flashback*

[Someone Else]

I protest!

[inthenameofDT]

dende's ballz are in my other pants but it doesn't make any difference because dende's ballz are inert.

[Toasty]

WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!

[kate]

I protest you protesting my protest.

words are fun :unsure:

[Someone Else]

Hi kate!

[Toasty]

I CAN HAS SCOUTER?

[Blue]

*prison shank*

[Nosferatu]

Quote

Mallick; says:
http://img294.images...18/funnyjv6.png I also showed you this, I know for sure.
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
Nope. Never seen that.
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
Nor do I get it.
Mallick; says:
You're terrible.
Mallick; says:
That's the austrian guy that kept his daughter locked in his basement for 24 years.
Mallick; says:
And ****ed her.
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
Ohhhhh.
Sheba's Wife || Jackpot! says:
I saw EA and laughed at that though.
Mallick; says:
XDD

[Toasty]

Falcon bleed!

[Ironsight]

That time of the month, Toasty?

[Toasty]

.....dangit. XD

[Nosferatu]

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/souseiseki.png

[Toasty]

Desu?

[Split Infinity]

2 pies?

[Ironsight]

*hangs self*

[Toasty]

*yanks DS down and steals noose*

*hangs self*

[Split Infinity]

http://www.buddiesproducts.com/apple%20peach.jpg

[Toasty]

*eyes pop*

[Split Infinity]

http://logo.cafepress.com/6/3103533.3362846.jpg http://logo.cafepress.com/6/3103533.3362846.jpg
http://logo.cafepress.com/6/3103533.3362846.jpg http://logo.cafepress.com/6/3103533.3362846.jpg

[Toasty]

*neck snaps*

[Ironsight]

*dies*

[Split Infinity]

http://www.allthepages.org/images/blog/blog-5th.jpg

[Ironsight]

That's a cake.

[Split Infinity]

6 cakes.

[Laharl]

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/desu.jpg

[Eugine]

I need a new display picutre for MSN :unsure:

[Split Infinity]

Then get one already...

[Eugine]

I have no idea what to search for.

[Laharl]

search for desu

[Kuchiyose]

Search pedobear XD

[Split Infinity]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Lazytown-Pedobear.gif

[Kuchiyose]

LOL that is ace!

[Ironsight]

Split has a strange fasination with Pedobear.

[Laharl]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/783/magicoopaqr5.jpg

[Lightning Star]

...




*facepalm*

[kate]

here here icy.

[Blue]

And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

[Someone Else]

Hi kate!

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Split Infinity, on Jul 6 2008, 04:01 AM, said:

http://www.geocities.com/subspecies_x/001_pics_lazytown.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

I went to the Grand Prix today. It was pretty good, but the weather meant that I got soaked. And it took hours to get home because of traffic.

[kate]

Sounds like a party!

@wd: hello?

So I got my ib marks back today. I can finally move on with my life...

[Saturos S.]

Yay, and wimbledon men final goes into it's 5th set.

6-4, 6-4, 6-7, 6-7

[Blue]

;)
Tennis?

[TheEnglishman]

I want Nadal to win. I'd like a change.

[Saturos S.]

Nooo!

I don't like Nadal's head, he looks like a rat or something.

And Federer's game is more fun to watch, much more netplay. Nadal's just a boring baseliner who plays with insane amount of topspin.


Yes, tennis.

[Blue]

;)
Tennis? Really? Seriously guys?

[Someone Else]

no

[Kuchiyose]

oh rly?

[kate]

Hey guys! I just painted my bedroom wall! let's all watch it dry! Even better, I'll watch it dry and I'll just tell you all about it with play by play narration that will BLOW YOUR MIND.

...it's drying...


...still drying...


...drying..intensely...

[Someone Else]

Is it still drying?

[Kuchiyose]

tis be orange?

[kate]

oh it's drying. This bad boy's going to be drying all night. and tis be peach. That's right, it's like a fruit mofo. How much more exciting can this get?

[Drizzy Drake]

My room is painted black. It's awesome.

[kate]

ugh I am filled with shame. I just went downstairs to get lunch and my parents are watching tennis.

[Kuchiyose]

gah! tennis!

[Drizzy Drake]

Ha, you suck.

[kate]

bleh, does anyone know where I can watch the last episode of season 4 of the office?

my sites fail me.

[Kuchiyose]

Try: http://www14.alluc.org/alluc/index.php they might have the episodes.

[kate]

lol alluc doesn't even recognize that the show exists. At least tv links has some seasons...torrents I guess but I hate torrents

[Kuchiyose]

Whoa alluc usually good, hmmm, what about Veoh? http://www.veoh.com/

aaa torrents, yes I hate them as well, very slow for downloading, no seeders!

[kate]

ooo I found it. yaaay.

see the problem is the episodes are actually legally available online, but not if you don't live in the US. Irks me every time.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ha, Kate you fail for living outside America.

[Saturos S.]

Rah, ratface Nadal won with 9-7 in the last set.

I'm going to call in sick tomorrow ;)

[Split Infinity]

How can you not love tennis? IT'S FCUKING AWESOME.

[Drizzy Drake]

;)

That emotion is just like watching a tennis match.

[Eugine]

I'm happy Nadal won ^.^

Tennis is cool, but there are better sports imo.

[Split Infinity]

Slice serve yo ass!

[Caael]

Eugh, the ****ty American version of the office sucks. No Ricky Gervais (my god), no Martin Freeman, NO MACKENZIE CROOK!!!

Disgraceful.

[kate]

I do love ricky gervais, but the uk version just isn't good imo. Mostly because I don't understand what they're saying...

[Eugine]

It has Steve Carell, so w/e.

Although Steve Carell has been really ****ty these days =_=

[kate]

SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP *sobs*

I love steve carrell in everything he does. Not his fault if the script sucks.

[Eugine]

I want to believe it's the script.

[Toasty]

BELIEVE IT!

[Eugine]

Wow, I really love Monte Negro. They're going to be huge come this August when their first studio album is released.